In honor of Purim, and DovBear’s request, here’s what I think about:

  • When did Purim even happen? Before Ezra, Nechamiah, and the rebuilding of the Mikdash, or afterwards?
  • Will the guy who brought that didgeridoo as a noisemake please just faint from exertion already?
  • I think I missed hearing the last nun sound in the last Haman – better hear the whole thing again at the 9 o’clock reading.
  • I came to mixed kriyah and all I learned was that there are people with bad voices who don’t know dikduk or trop but think they can lain in both genders!

Chag Sameach!